Disney girls gone wild

"Would your eight year old self be proud of you now," is a question Miley Cyrus should seriously consider. Now that Liam Hemsworth has broken up with her I imagine her dating profile interests would include: long walks on the beach, licking hammers, specifically sledge and breaking Billy Ray's achy breaky heart one naked photo at a time. But when times get rough, she is still a role model to most with the inspiring motto she displays for young girls: When in doubt, twerk it out.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/RIAC/before-after-miley

What happens on spring break, stays on spring break. Unless you're Selena Gomez getting arrested half naked with your other slut bunnies. Aside from her being a cougar and dating a little boy the Disney star sensation is teaching your children that ganja is on point.
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/488810/20130711/spring-breakers-selena-gomez-itunes-number-one.htm#page5

Instead of going to camp rock, Demi should have gone to camp wrist slitters. The activities include: listening to depressing music including The first cut is the deepest by Sheryl Crow, cutting your own wrists, and helpng fellow campers cut their wrists. And for all of you who are not the proudest of your current body image Demi suggests a guaranteed dieting method called binge and purge. If that isn't your style, you can always starve yourself completely. And don't even worry about going to Rehab its what all the celebs are doing now a days.
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4510811

Oh Lindsey. Confessions of an ex fire crotch druggie. She was caught ridin' dirty and did the time for her crime. LOL JK she left the rehab center "lockdown" alternative to jail because it wasn't up to her standards early. The phrases, "gingers have no souls," and "blondes have no brains" has become a reality for young Lohan. So if Regina George wrote about you in a burn book or your stuck in a parent trap, DO DRUGS!
http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/589409713/learn-from-lindsay-lohan

AMANDA. Just because Drake does not have mutual feelings about "murdering your vagina" does not mean you go wearing ugly wigs and putting holes in your face. After receiving a DUI, getting caught driving with a suspended license, committing 2 hit and runs and tweeting at Obama asking him to fire the cop who arrested you, CHILD REHAB CAN'T EVEN HELP YOUR TROUBLED SOUL. Judge Trudy rules this case: Guilty of TOD: tweeting on drugs.
http://www.posh24.com/amanda_bynes/amanda_bynes_then_and_now_what_went_wrong

Why celebrities should be taught something... Or at least told what to say

Sean Connery, one of the most beloved actors known for playing a role in multiple James Bond movies, who knew he enjoyed hitting people so much?

"I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman--although I don't recommend doing it in the same way that you'd hit a man. An openhanded slap is justified--if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it. I think a man has to be slightly advanced, ahead of the woman."

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/9/0/88490.jpg?v=1

Oh look! Another quote about beatings! However this one was taken way too far. Way to go Chris Brown! I bet you got tons of girl’s phone numbers with this line!

"Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!"
                                                                  

http://whyareyoustupid.com/wpcontent/uploads/536823_314876248577832_158392574226201_835231_1570694799_n.jpg

Who knew Gwyneth Paltrow hated canned cheese this much? I mean, come on! You’re really taking this to the extremes here Gwyneth! At least try the canned cheese before you go smoking crack.

"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can."

Shaq… You’ve really got to learn some history here bud… The Parthenon may sound like a

Pretty cool club name but come on man.

(When asked if he visited the Parthenon on his trip to Greece) "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/The_Parthenon_in_Athens.jpg

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a pretty good theory on Gay marriage… Not! This doesn’t even sound like he knows the definition or the concept of being Gay. Now see here Arnold… to be Gay means you don’t like women…

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

Paris Hilton, do you know where anything is?

“No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.”
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/maps/europe/england/map_of_england.jpg







http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2013-04-26/20-dumbest-celebrity-quotes/

Celebrity Fight of the Day

Breezy is back in the ring again folks (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjggHOLN_SpS6sKZUxd_rvJIxYd8NjmwrCPOF0SX1V2m4kvOnlKggkZ5bbidWXpDMMjdxCOMpQNOXKoxNBjMi89_zPOJ7xpFMe7rQijf1mDHoJ4VriOhvsSiqv-onufSNVpI4zkfeahzUZX/s1600/tumblr_mw6b3jKcp61rdqx29o1_500.gif) and this time his opponent is Deanna Gines (another female smh why can't he ever choose someone of the same sex). But before the ref could even ring the bell signalling that the fight could begin Chris Brown took action. He jabbed left He jabbed right and finally he knocked her out. Poor Deanna didn't even get a chance to show her stuff D=. (http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/t_large_p/v1372094579/deanna-gines-photo.jpg) So in order to seek revenge she is suing Chris Brown for an unfair fight.This is the 50th time that Brezzy is being sued for an unfair fight, but it's the second time coming from a women the first one was by his ex lover RhiRhi and we all remember how she looked....but just in case you forgot. (http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/nZqgRj_g2W7l.jpg) So how will Chris Brown get out of this one folks. Of course by denying it and trying to prove to the judges how much of an angel he is and how it was a fair fight. (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpJfn4d31v6T8DQN-NZA5mzrUddSX1ATpsw74jf-7OpkvYZnAOTdwPUwHve8p8R8606L0t-7cCZqEVylyAExa-DTxpGgfZUlhnO4aZi8vhOG7r-oHrbFUv1aMR8XGfmrJp6KTBldpBgv6v/s320/tumblr_mw47b7ewkb1sl2652o1_500.gif)

HAIL MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel is without a doubt one of the most talked about players in college football today. Before his freshman year had even started Manziel was dubbed the nickname Johnny Football because of his outstanding skills as quarterback. His polarizing college career has already included tons of controversial stories about his excessive partying and he is already in hot water with the NCAA for allegedly selling autographed merchandise. Adding to the notoriety of this college athlete is his electrifying style of play. After a few confrontations with other college players, it is obvious Johnny has a quick temper and is also quite the trash talker. Manziel has so many weapons in his arsenal, he is known by many for his ability to slice thru the defense with his quick speed and amazing body control. When his legs get tired Johnny Manziel can drop the long bombs to his golden handed receivers. 

           

http://thecrunchzone.com/teddy-bridgewater-is-the-anti-johnny-manziel/
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/24/sports/ncaafootball/keeping-heisman-contender-johnny-manziel-on-target-and-in-line.html?_r=0
http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/johnny-manziel-celebrates-by-making-money-autograph-gestures-083113