"Would your eight year old self be proud of you now," is a question Miley Cyrus should seriously consider. Now that Liam Hemsworth has broken up with her I imagine her dating profile interests would include: long walks on the beach, licking hammers, specifically sledge and breaking Billy Ray's achy breaky heart one naked photo at a time. But when times get rough, she is still a role model to most with the inspiring motto she displays for young girls: When in doubt, twerk it out.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/RIAC/before-after-miley
What happens on spring break, stays on spring break. Unless you're Selena Gomez getting arrested half naked with your other slut bunnies. Aside from her being a cougar and dating a little boy the Disney star sensation is teaching your children that ganja is on point.
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/488810/20130711/spring-breakers-selena-gomez-itunes-number-one.htm#page5
Instead of going to camp rock, Demi should have gone to camp wrist slitters. The activities include: listening to depressing music including The first cut is the deepest by Sheryl Crow, cutting your own wrists, and helpng fellow campers cut their wrists. And for all of you who are not the proudest of your current body image Demi suggests a guaranteed dieting method called binge and purge. If that isn't your style, you can always starve yourself completely. And don't even worry about going to Rehab its what all the celebs are doing now a days.
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4510811
Oh Lindsey. Confessions of an ex fire crotch druggie. She was caught ridin' dirty and did the time for her crime. LOL JK she left the rehab center "lockdown" alternative to jail because it wasn't up to her standards early. The phrases, "gingers have no souls," and "blondes have no brains" has become a reality for young Lohan. So if Regina George wrote about you in a burn book or your stuck in a parent trap, DO DRUGS!
http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/589409713/learn-from-lindsay-lohan
AMANDA. Just because Drake does not have mutual feelings about "murdering your vagina" does not mean you go wearing ugly wigs and putting holes in your face. After receiving a DUI, getting caught driving with a suspended license, committing 2 hit and runs and tweeting at Obama asking him to fire the cop who arrested you, CHILD REHAB CAN'T EVEN HELP YOUR TROUBLED SOUL. Judge Trudy rules this case: Guilty of TOD: tweeting on drugs.
http://www.posh24.com/amanda_bynes/amanda_bynes_then_and_now_what_went_wrong
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