Friday, November 15, 2013

Why celebrities should be taught something... Or at least told what to say



Sean Connery, one of the most beloved actors known for playing a role in multiple James Bond movies, who knew he enjoyed hitting people so much?

"I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman--although I don't recommend doing it in the same way that you'd hit a man. An openhanded slap is justified--if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it. I think a man has to be slightly advanced, ahead of the woman."


Oh look! Another quote about beatings! However this one was taken way too far. Way to go Chris Brown! I bet you got tons of girl’s phone numbers with this line!

"Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!"
                                                                  

Who knew Gwyneth Paltrow hated canned cheese this much? I mean, come on! You’re really taking this to the extremes here Gwyneth! At least try the canned cheese before you go smoking crack.

"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can."



Shaq… You’ve really got to learn some history here bud… The Parthenon may sound like a
Pretty cool club name but come on man.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/The_Parthenon_in_Athens.jpg(When asked if he visited the Parthenon on his trip to Greece) "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/The_Parthenon_in_Athens.jpg

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a pretty good theory on Gay marriage… Not! This doesn’t even sound like he knows the definition or the concept of being Gay. Now see here Arnold… to be Gay means you don’t like women…

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."



Paris Hilton, do you know where anything is?

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